Forms of Database Torture (Illustrated)

Forms of Database Torture (Illustrated)

By Kendra Little on • 1 min read

Category: database-administration
Tags: humor
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Forms of Database Torture (Illustrated)

Many forms of disasters can happen to a database. Here are three I’ve seen lately.

My Database Is On Fire

My Database Is On Fire

My Database Has Been Hacked

My Database Has Been Hacked

My Database is Responding Erratically

Database Under Attack

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